The ads are gettin weird

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 04/02/2020 at 08:38 • Filed to: None

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pip bip - choose Corrour > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/02/2020 at 08:54

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have they ever made sense?

Ash78, voting early and often > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/02/2020 at 08:58

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Every time I see those I get hungry for Tabouli.

The Ghost of Oppo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/02/2020 at 09:01

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Two of mine are actually well placed ads, guess which two!

InFierority Complex > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/02/2020 at 09:02

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I know, right? I mean, If you’re looking to move to Canada why would a person be looking for a job in the US. Get it together ads!

Discerning > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/02/2020 at 09:04

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I’ ve been getting A LOT of anti-vape and anti-dip ads. But I’ve never touched any form of tobacco.

I assume it has something to do with my other searches. Lots of motorcycle and obviously car searches.

Maybe  it's just a demographic that likes tobacco a lot? I have noticed that the caffeine and octane had a lot of vaping folks

facw > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/02/2020 at 09:09

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Could be worse:

I get the sense their demographic profile of oppo (or me!) is way off. Or perhaps seniors are the only people dumb enough to click these?

Google Ads at least knows that I’m a 25-54 year old male with a bachelor’s degree who’s not a parent and works in tech with a high (not as high as I’d like) income   at a company with 1k-10k employees.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/02/2020 at 09:10

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this makes more sense

Tapas > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/02/2020 at 09:20

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Google is sensing you’re trying to escape your country.

T ry Google AntiRed + for 30 days and hide your plans from the Communists!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > The Ghost of Oppo 04/02/2020 at 09:22

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Gilligan’s Island tits and Wallyworld blondie?

user314 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/02/2020 at 09:55

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“Getting”? 

functionoverfashion > OPPOsaurus WRX 04/02/2020 at 10:20

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A friend sent me a video of some dude saying something like, “shits gettin real yo, some crackhead girl just come round and say ‘I’ll give you a blowjob and a donut for a roll of toilet paper’ then she run off down through that fence, so she hangin round yall” and in the video you can see he’s got a half-eaten donut in his hand.

It seems staged, but the vertical cell phone terrible grainy shaky video is bad enough to be believable.